Sailor Girl

My mom has this saying: “Act like a lady or don’t you do impersonations?”.  She overuses it and thinks it’s funny every time.  It’s not.  I’ve never heard her use a real cuss word and despite her efforts with soap when I was younger, being on the road for years gave me a bit of a potty mouth.  So, when my mom hears me slip in front of her she immediately scolds me–”Julie Ann!  Don’t talk like a sailor!” I think it’s funny every time.  And that inspired this quirky, Fiona-esque piano tune.